Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Coulter has her work cut out, sorting out the faggots

It's obvious from recent and not-so-recent remarks that Ann Coulter holds gay men in contempt. Here is one whom she likes, however--Cpl. Matt Sanchez, who received the Jeanne Kirkpatrick Academic Freedom Award. The former Marine says that he was called a "baby killer" by Socialists when he attended Columbia University (note that when liberals are called names, they are told to stop being crybabies; when conservatives are called names, they get medals).

Sanchez, it turns out, has another name--Rod Majors (sometimes known as Pierre LaBranche), and Rod Majors was a porn star (take a peek only if you are interested in seeing Sanchez's "gun"). But a boy can't live on leather and tight asses alone; Sanchez was also a $200-an-hour prostitute, according to Tom Bacchus.

Sanchez is no longer a Marine, no longer a porn star, and presumably, no longer a prostitute. But there are still avenues open to him: He can become an insider at the White House or a fundamentalist minister.


According to Coulter then, all Sanchez has to do is switch his party affiliation to Democrat and he'll be very popular. I think he'll do better with the fundies.

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