Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Dear Gretchen Carlson...

You are a moron. Furthermore, you are what you accuse Sen. Kennedy of being--a "hostile enemy right here on the homefront." You are an enemy of the Constitution, an enemy of your fellow citizens, an enemy of rational discourse, an enemy of journalism, an enemy of world peace, an enemy of the democratic process, and an enemy of national security.

But don't worry. If things should get too crazy at Fox and you need another job, I'm sure you'd fit in quite well at CNN. They love to have morons at the anchor desk, too.