Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Eating tofu is SO gay

According to Megashift Ministries chairman and founder/chairman of Open Church Ministries James Rutz, penises are shrinking and men are becoming gay, gay, gay as I write this because they are consuming soy products. According to Rutz, the estrogen in soy milk, tofu, and much of our refined food is creating a nation of "feminized" men. Note that, to Rutz, smaller penis means "feminine," and, of course, gay means "feminine."

Rutz subscribes to the theory that a large amount of soy can cause breast cancer, and I'm guessing he believes that industrial estrogens can also cause both breast and ovarian cancer. These theories have not been proven, but many scientists continue to be highly suspicious of industrial estrogens, and with good reason.

But there's more to consider...using Rutz's own reasoning, it follows that lesbians who consume soy products would become heterosexual, since they, too, would be more "feminized" (which, to Rutz, obviously means "straight"). And God only knows what it does to heterosexual women. Do they start looking and acting like drag versions of Marilyn Monroe?

And finally, if drinking soy milk can make men gay, what becomes of the "lifestyle choice" theory that is so beloved by conservatives, and especially conservative clergy? Is it possible to become gay from eating tofu burgers but not from being born that way?


This is a perfect example of overlooking the obvious. Dairy products are full of hormones, yet no one seems to worry about ice cream making people gay.

By Anonymous kathyF, at 1:09 PM  

Yes! I should have thought of that. (It gives a whole new meaning to Tutti Frutti, doesn't it?)

By Blogger Diane, at 1:20 PM  

Anyone want to hazzard a guess as to when Mr. Rutz is 'caught in a compromising position with a member of the same sex' and is forced to resign his post and tearfully enter 'treatment'?

By Anonymous bryan, at 5:38 PM  

I was wondering that, too, Bryan.

By Blogger Diane, at 7:14 PM  

Was his name Rutz or Butts? I'm not sure I caught it.

By Blogger Billy Jones, at 8:23 PM  

michael kors handbags, kate spade, nike air max, michael kors outlet online, nike air max, replica watches, cheap oakley sunglasses, uggs on sale, louis vuitton outlet online, ralph lauren outlet, ralph lauren polo, ray ban sunglasses, michael kors outlet online, michael kors outlet, burberry factory outlet, burberry outlet, oakley sunglasses, louboutin uk, nike outlet, uggs on sale, oakley sunglasses, tiffany jewelry, cheap jordans, tiffany jewelry, prada handbags, michael kors outlet store, louis vuitton, longchamp bags, louis vuitton outlet, gucci handbags, oakley sunglasses, louis vuitton handbags, christian louboutin, louboutin shoes, tory burch outlet, christian louboutin, prada outlet, oakley sunglasses, michael kors, uggs on sale, longchamp outlet, uggs outlet, ray ban sunglasses, uggs outlet, replica watches, nike free

By Blogger oakleyses, at 12:54 AM  

coach outlet, new balance, louboutin pas cher, polo lacoste pas cher, nike roshe run pas cher, lululemon outlet, true religion jeans, coach purses, coach outlet, sac guess pas cher, vanessa bruno pas cher, polo ralph lauren uk, kate spade outlet, nike free, burberry pas cher, longchamp pas cher, nike air max, true religion outlet, nike tn pas cher, hollister uk, michael kors, michael kors, north face pas cher, true religion outlet, timberland pas cher, coach outlet store online, nike air max uk, north face uk, nike free pas cher, abercrombie and fitch, hermes pas cher, vans pas cher, converse, mulberry uk, abercrombie and fitch UK, jordan pas cher, nike air max pas cher, michael kors outlet online, nike roshe uk, michael kors uk, ray ban uk, true religion outlet, lunette oakley pas cher, lunette ray ban pas cher, nike air max uk

By Blogger oakleyses, at 12:57 AM  

new balance shoes, iphone cases, asics running shoes, babyliss pro, ipad cases, mac cosmetics, s6 cases, nfl jerseys, salvatore ferragamo, iphone 6 cases, abercrombie, iphone 5s cases, mont blanc, bottega veneta, softball bats, reebok outlet, oakley, insanity workout, soccer jerseys, soccer shoes, nike air huarache, celine handbags, nike roshe run, instyler ionic styler, nike air max, beats by dre, hermes handbags, jimmy choo outlet, iphone 6s plus cases, herve leger, abercrombie and fitch, giuseppe zanotti, mcm handbags, iphone 6s cases, ghd hair, hollister clothing, nike trainers uk, louboutin, longchamp uk, p90x workout, iphone 6 plus cases, polo ralph lauren, north face outlet, chi flat iron, vans outlet, valentino shoes, lululemon outlet, wedding dresses, timberland boots, north face outlet

By Blogger oakleyses, at 1:00 AM  

swarovski jewelry, thomas sabo uk, lancel, moncler jackets, michael kors outlet, sac louis vuitton, louis vuitton uk, canada goose, swarovski uk, louis vuitton, vans scarpe, gucci, canada goose uk, links of london uk, wedding dresses uk, ugg pas cher, michael kors handbags, karen millen uk, pandora jewelry, pandora uk, nike air max, louis vuitton, bottes ugg pas cher, hollister, ugg uk, barbour jackets uk, canada goose pas cher, coach outlet, sac louis vuitton, juicy couture outlet, montre pas cher, supra shoes, ray ban, moncler outlet, pandora jewelry, moncler, doke & gabbana, moncler, canada goose, replica watches, toms shoes, juicy couture outlet, moncler uk, barbour, michael kors outlet online, moncler, ugg,ugg australia,ugg italia, converse shoes outlet, moncler, marc jacobs, ugg,uggs,uggs canada

By Blogger oakleyses, at 1:02 AM  

Post a Comment

<< Home