Talk about "with friends like these..."

Ted Haggard, up to his red eyes in drugs, prostitution and gay sex, is about to get some help. James Dobson, the gay-hating, dog- and child-beating founder of Focus on the Family, is going to help Haggard in his recovery. The counseling process is called "restoration" and could take years to complete, according to Focus on the Family.

So Haggard, who is at least bisexual and perhaps gay, will now get a concentrated course on self-hatred, rather than just the usual community disapproval.