Just when you think you've seen the most obscene vehicle decorations possible...

This afternoon I was behind a truck loaded for hunting trips. At the rear, on top of the trailer pull, was a big bobble-head dear with antlers. Under the pull, dangling from the hitch, was a pair of what appeared to be silver testicles. My suspicion is that this attachment is actually some utilitarian bauble unknown to non-truck and non-hunting types, but believe me, it looked for all the world like a pair of silver testicles.

And whether the combination was purposeful or unconscious really didn't matter. The resulting image pretty much said it all.