Sorting out the terrorists isn't easy

Someone on a popular liberal message board has asked the inevitable question: Should the U.S. bomb Alabama? Obviously, the place is crawling with terrorists.

And that got me to thinking...Why hasn't the Homeland Security color been changed? Where are the magnetic auto ribbons? I mean, it's the Baptists' facilities that are being set on fire, for god's sake. Where is the outrage? I can understand the lack of interest if the Unitarians were being terrorized, but these are the churches that helped put Bush in the White House. Their members are anti-homosexual, Bible-quoting Christians, and--most important--many of them are white.

On the other hand, aren't we still best friends with Saudi Arabia?