Breaking news--George W. Bush claims he does not know Tom DeLay

Though there are many photographs available over a period of many years to suggest that Bush is indeed acquainted with DeLay, Scott McClellan insists that his employer "may have met Delay" once, but does not "know him" and has had no photos taken with him.

When asked where the dozens of photos of Bush and DeLay came from, Bush replied, "I believe they have been PhotoShipped by those who seek to destroy America."