It's a good thing I don't have any rotten fruit

I'd be hurling it at my television. Barbara Walters was just on, explaining to us that George W. Bush didn't intend to mislead the American people about Iraq; it just sort of happened.

And that John McCain is much less conservative than his colleagues. Pehaps we should send her his voting record.

And of course, it wouldn't be Walters without a sexist comment. This one was directed at Condoleezza Rice, who Walters said has accomplished much "without being shrill about it."