Saturday, October 08, 2005

The way I see it, maybe Dobson could marry himself

Focus on the Family chairman, dog and child-beater, and all-around affront to decency James Dobson said on his radio show that if gay marriage were made legal, it would lead to "group marriage," "marriage between daddies and little girls," or "marriage between a man and his donkey."

This statement could involve some envy on Dobson's part since dogs, fearing extreme spousal abuse, would never marry him, and perhaps the news has spread to other quadrupeds, as well. Both Dobson and Bill O'Reilly seem obsessed with the idea of sex with barnyard animals, and since O'Reilly can't tell the difference between a bath sponge and a popular Israeli food, perhaps he needs to be especially careful.

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Could god worship be a dangerous, life-threatening illness? A study just out last month strongly suggests that this is indeed the case. Maybe it's time we begin prosecuting those who spread it (i.e., god worship).

(See http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-1798944,00.html
and ttp://moses.creighton.edu/JRS/pdf/2005-11.pdf)

On the other hand, maybe we’d better beef up the UN first, and pass international laws against god. It may be that only Christian and Jewish gods are good at keeping Islam gods at bay, and if that’s the case, it’d be safer for all of us to give all the gods the boot at the same time.

By Blogger Athana, at 4:40 PM  

I am always suspicious of men who talk about the world coming to men marrying their own daughters. It reeks of suspicious thoughts that well, in my experience a sick fxxk resides beneath. What is so wrong with giving the rights to everyone to marry anyone they chose, so long as it is consenting adults. Not long ago a 22 year-old man married a 13 year-old girl that was pregnant with his baby, a relationship that started when she was 12. They allowed that marriage but will not allow to women or two men to marry. People need to stop reading the Bible as literal and appreciate the literature that it was meant to be. And where was I going with this? Don't know, just rambling, part of my disease.

By Blogger zelda1, at 9:05 AM  

Oh, Zelda, I agree with you. I am deeply suspicious of anyone who is obsessed with man/daughter relationships.

By Blogger Diane, at 9:44 AM  

For people who claim to corner the market on morality, they sure are obsessed with kinky "what if's". To be sure, they certainly can think up some weird combos.

Between Dobson and O'Reilly, there is some disturbing psychosis going on, alright. Pretty unnerving.

Oh, and your post is HILARIOUS. Good work.

By Blogger Unknown, at 1:52 PM  

Thanks!

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