Not enough hours in the day

This afternoon, the makeshift 24/7 post-Katrina radio channel aired that Department of Homeland Security public service announcement in which a little girl asks her parents what she is supposed to do if we are attacked by terrorists. The annoucer then comes on and tells us how important it is for each family to have a plan.

Oh, yeah. Everybody in south Louisiana is pulling out the duct tape, wrapping our houses in plastic, and looking for Arabs in our garages. It's hard work, defeating the evil ones at the Red Cross shelter.