Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Top 10 reasons Bush won't meet with Cindy Sheehan

10. It's hot out there.

9. The highway department has already cut the brush, and there's no decent photo op.

8. So many "Dukes of Hazard" reruns...so little time.

7. Condi is coming over to do pushups.

6. Can't find my cowboy hat.

5. Code Pink--isn't that some queer thing?

4. Karl said don't do it.

3. Who does that bitch think she is, anyway?

2. Karen said don't you dare do it.

1. That name's still just too hard to remember--Cady? Tracy?...

5 Comments:

Do you also do Letterman Top Tens?

By Blogger Glen, at 6:59 AM  

I don't make a habit of this, no, if that's what you mean.

By Blogger Diane, at 10:20 AM  

Maybe you should be asking who is funding Ms Sheenan to say in Texas. IS she using the insuarnce money from her son's death or is a democratic funs pasying her to stay there.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:56 AM  

Huh?

Uh... karen? Remember that English Fluency class you took some time back, the one Uncle Dubya paid for? I think he should demand his money back.

Oh, wait-- he taught it personally, didn't he? Never mind...

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:30 AM  

Thousands of us (including non-Democrats like I) are helping Sheehan and the Peace House pay their expenses.

And this would be a good time to mention that the Pentagon had no interest in increasing insurance benefits for the survivors of dead soldiers until Congress leaned on them so hard they had to.

By Blogger Diane, at 12:42 PM  

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