Mono-gloved??!

"If one wants the youth of America and the world sashaying around in garish sequined costumes, hair dripping with pomade, body shot full of female hormones to prevent voice change, mono-gloved, well, then, I suppose 'Michael,' as he is affectionately known in the trade, is in fact a good example...."

John Roberts

(in a memo advising President Reagan not to jump on the Jackson bandwagon by sending the singer a note thanking him for his charitable work)