Joe Cuff--Crawford, Texas entrepreneur

Is a really bright guy. He says the protesters "should voice their opinion and go home," instead of holding a rally when Bush is at the ranch. "It's just becoming a nuisance. All they want to do is see the press."

Oh, no, Joe. Don't be silly. They just want to be seen by the 705 residents of Crawford, and who wouldn't? No one who ever held a protest wanted to be seen by the American people.

Joe, you're killing me.