Couple flees Smithtown for the tolerance of North Carolina

Lois and Mitchell Fuchs--she's African American and he's Jewish--have been forced out of their Long Island community by activist bigot neighbors who sent them notes with messages like "Where's Hitler when you need him?" One enlightened neighbor, upon hearing the family was leaving, said: "We had lovely Negro, um, African American neighbors to the left and right. I think all that was blown out of proportion."

The family is re-locating to North Carolina. Talk about not thinking it through. North Carolina, where they offer comfort and protection to terrorists, toss out church members who didn't vote for Bush, fire you if you are living with someone to whom you are not married, try to sue citizens who make public records requests, don't want to feed the poor if they're Catholic or Muslim, teach children to proselytize for Jesus, beat up gay and dark-skinned students, and teach school children about how good the slaves had it.