Why don't we just invite terrorists to come on over?

The California National Guard, obviously trying to boost its morale by utilizing fantasy, recently posted on the wall of its headquarters a flier suggesting that the United States execute Islamic terrorists with bullets dipped in pig blood so that they will not enter heaven. Another flier showed the wings and tail of a bomber forming a peace sign. The inscription: Peace the old-fashioned way.

The California Guard is already under suspicion for possibly forming a new unit to spy on citizens and monitor anti-war rallies.