While I'm on the subject

Of repressed homosexuality, here are a few popular message board responses to this:

"Put 'em on the front lines."

"If they could just shut the heck up about their sex lives then they can join. Is that so difficult???"

"Let the able-bodied men stay home, and let the homos fight on the front lines (along with our mothers and daughters)! Equal rights and all, eh?"

This is pretty interesting rhetoric, considering that thousands of the "able-bodied" men are already too busy staying home, typing hate messages, harrassing protesters, and sticking ribbons on their SUV's. And if I were a woman in the U.S. military, I wouldn't care how many gay men talked about their sex lives (you know, really salacious things, like "I have a partner") as long as I could stay away from the straight men who cannot stop acting out their pathetic sex lives by raping and assaulting U.S. soliders.