Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Michael Jackson's legal problems continue

Jackson failed to appear in New Orleans for a court date today. He was ordered to appear for a hearing in a sexual assault charge made by a man who says that when he was 18 and Jackson was 26, Jackson sexually abused him and stuck a wire in his chest at the World's Fair.

Next up: Oprah claims she had Michael Jackson's love child.

5 Comments:

Do you mean Oprah "had" Michael Jackson's love child in the sexual or physical sense? And, of which of Michael's love-children do you refer? He's had so many...

Oh, but wait, I forgot... he didn't do anything to those children, did he? So I guess I owe both he and Oprah my sincerest apologies.

Do you suppose the blog-gestapo are even now scrutinizing my messages for leftward-leaning tendencies? Will I soon be whisked off into the night by Buscho Legionnaires to a forced lab--, er, 'attitude readjustment' camp somewhere east of Bumfuck, Idaho?

It can't be long before the fun begins at home.

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