And they all lived happily ever after with opposable thumbs

Connie Morris of St. Francis, Kansas--the state that makes Alabama look progressive--is not content just to be known as the woman who called Ranjit Arab a terrorist because he wanted to interview her. Because of Morris's foul mouth, Arab wound up being reported to the FBI. She went after Garden City mayor Tim Cruz, too, calling him an illegal immigrant.

Now Morris is disputing evolution by calling it "an age-old fairy tale."

Morris herself is the most compelling argument against evolution I've heard in a while.