Maryland governor vetoes gay-friendly bill

Maryland governor Robert L. Ehrlich Jr. has vetoed a bill that would grant unmarried couples certain rights if they register with the state.

Meanwhile, Britney Spears, whom Ehrlich's wife has a desire to kill, is married and breeding, but is better off staying out of Maryland. According to Ms. Ehrlich, Spears had better hope for a boy because they don't need any guidance about sexual activity.