Only Lleyton Hewitt could manage this

According to the Press-Enterprise, former world number one tennis player Lleyton Hewitt was asked whether he thought Australian Open officials had dealt properly with American player Andy Roddick when he exceeded his ten minutes for a bathroom break. "Ten minutes?" Hewitt answered. "That's the women. It's not for the men; not for the real game, mate."

Hewitt, who has been toning his body and honing his asshole skills, managed to put down Roddick and women's tennis all in one phrase. After all, what is more insulting than implying that a man is a "girl"?

It should be noted that Hewitt was recently dumped by former women's number one Kim Clijsters. He doesn't appear to be handling it too well. Six weeks after he met soap star Bec Cartwright, he proposed to her. It wasn't just any old marriage proposal, either. Hewitt did it immediately after he lost the Australian Open final. Hewitt began seeing Cartwright in October after his engagement to Clijsters ended.