A handy list of who can live and die

Here, for your convenience, is a breakdown of whose death the conservative movement thinks is fine and dandy, and whose must be stopped at all costs:

We watch while they die:

• Hundreds of U.S. soldiers in Iraq, there to satisfy the demands of PNAC

• Thousands of Iraqi citizens who missed being liberated because they were blown to bits

• Millions of AIDS-infected African women and children, because of Bush's refusal to properly fund AIDS programs and family planning clinics
  

• Thousands of unborn African fetuses, aborted because of Bush's refusal to fund family planning

• Millions of cats, dogs, rabbits, and mice who are involved in unnecessary and cruel laboratory experiments that have been significantly increased again by the Bush administration
  

• Millions of cows, chickens, pigs, and sheep who are tortured and carelessly--often painfully--slaughtered by factory farms

We don't care if they die, too:

• American citizens, including children, exposed to high levels of toxic substances

• American citizens who cannot get adequate health care or medication

• 13-year-olds who commit murder

• Americans likely to die from terrorist attacks now that Bush has increased the strength of the terrorist movement

Keep "alive" under any circumstances:

• All unborn American fetuses
  

• Terri Schiavo