The Republican National Committee wants to woo Latino citizens to vote for Bush. A web page published in Spanish asks for Spanish-speaking citizens to sign up for news alerts and topics. The usual demographics are collected: name, address, email, etc., then the person filling out the Web form has to check off his or her occupation or career. That's where it gets interesting, or--put another way--can you spell B-I-G-O-T-R-Y? There are only four choices: war veteran or retired military, teacher or educator, senior citizen, farmer or rancher. Because everyone knows Latino people certainly don't hold down any other positions in the U.S.