Here are some things that Congress has chosen not to investigate:

The mysterious events involving the "surprise" attacks of September 11, 2001

The ease with which cheating can be accomplished with touch-pad voting machines

The Patriot Act--prior to passing it

The relationship among the Project for a New American Century, key members of the White House and the very early decision to attack Iraq

The news media's right-out-in-the-open campaign to destroy Howard Dean's candidacy with lies, character assasination and manipulation of video

If you're disgusted with Congress because of this shocking lack of attention to the nation's most crucial business, I have good news for you: Congress has decided to investigate Janet Jackson's right breast. So rest easy...the people you elected to represent you are on the job, protecting the republic.