Decades and multiple decades from now, when historians and anthropologists study what was the United States of America, they will be baffled by a strange phenomenon: that the only people who went missing and were abducted were blonde white girls.

Was it their skin color? they will ask. No, because the dark-haired ones seemed safe. What was it about their hair pigment that caused them to be vulnerable to disappearance?

If you are dark-skinned or have dark hair, fear not. It is obvious you are in no danger.