Americans are known for being very bad at geography, but we are only just finding out how truly inept our citizens are at this subject.

A group of men from Saudi Arabia flew planes into the Pentagon and the World Trade Center and caused destruction and havoc of a scale never to be forgotten. Saudi Arabia is so barbaric and misogynistic that little girls were left to burn to death in a building rather than be seen without their heads covered.

Pakistan is crawling with Al Queda members. People who know the country well say that Al Queda operates so openly there, they might as well put up kiosks.

Women in Afghanistan (remember Afghanistan?) are being raped, sold and abused at frightening rates.

The solution? Blow up Iraq, of course. Saudi Arabia and Pakistan are our friends, remember? Saudi Arabia is the particular friend of the Bush family. We "liberated" Afghanistan.

That's quite a geography lesson. There is no war on terror. Got it?