Monday, June 06, 2005

To be sung to the tune of "Frosty the Snowman"

Frosty the Snowflake
was protected while he froze
Then his sister became fertilized
and they killed three embryos

Frosty and his brothers
wanted to be babies, too.
But the doctor said only one would live
now Frosty's slushy goo

Bush and Frist keep saying
no embryos should be slain
but saving one flake out of four
means that three go down the drain

Frosty the Snowflake
did his best to stay alive
Now his snowflake sister looks all cute
when the network folks arrive

Slushedy slush slush
Slushedy slush slush
Look at Frosty melt
Slushedy slush slush
Slushedy slush slush
Wonder what Frosty felt


Oh god. Can we PLEASE deep freeze the "flake" usages?! I actually collect snowflakes, and every time I see the word I light on it out of habit.

But that was funny.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:14 PM  

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