I bet she hates zucchini too

A must-read today at Pandagon is Jesse Taylor's take on Mona Charen's Town Hall piece about the corruption of school children through pornographic classroom displays of--get ready--cucumbers! Charen is upset that the schools are spending precious time teaching ignorant children what they certainly won't learn anywhere else.

My favorite line: "Let's see. Telling kids hours of stories about how women who want sex emasculate hunter-warrior men is a-okay, yet taking five seconds to say that a condom goes on the penis is destroying Western Civilization?"